I'M BACK.

For now.

Spent some time writing today (OH YES. DENT THOSE GIFT!FICS DOWN.) Right now I am working on a Mikoto/Fugaku/Kushina fic, a Tenten/Itachi gift!fic, a Yuuki/Zero fic, a Yuko/Machi fic, and a Kakashi fic. I SO WANT TO WRITE A NARUSAKUSASU STORY SOON.
Admit it. NaruSakuSasu is LOVE. (Threesome, sure, but there are so many adorable fics on them, it's cute.)

So, while I can, I shall quickly post.

First off, WE HAVE COMPETITION IN THE WHOLE TAKING OVER THE WORLD PLAN.

Beavers are beating us to it. They already are in Russia and the tip of South America.
And they are destroying part South America.

Oh, THEY ARE NOT GOING THERE. WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO HURT MY SOUTH AMERICA?

And I GET TO SLEEP IN AN AIR MATTRESS THIS WEEK! YAY!

(My dad is going to Los Vegas for a week, and therefore I am allowed to use it.)

Also, while school is over, I still have three days of this workshop to attend. WHY? 

It's kinda boring but it is about this essay of 4000 words we have a year to do. And to do said essay, we need a teacher mentor.
Which we have to try and get before competition does.
Using bribes of coffee and flowers to do so.

Yes, we have permission to stalk follow our teachers in September in order to convince them to join us.

One of my friends and I made this plan to find her car, attack it when she comes, and shower her with balloons, fireworks, coffee, and confetti.

That might be too much, though, so we are just sticking to coffee.

AND HERE IS A MEME:

1. Reply to THIS post, and I will select four or five of your userpics that I like.
2. Make a entry and talk about the icons I have chosen.
3. Other people will then comment on your entry and you will do the same as I have done for you.
4. Thus creating a NEVER ENDING of icon faggotry.

  I got this off this site. Apparently, some artist-who's-name-I-have-forgotten made this drawing based off of a character in this game. The game seemed really sad, too. A submarine sinking in the ocean. Any ways, I saved several of her (or is it his?)drawings and I liked this one because she seemed really pretty. And the colour scheme had blue-green in it. 
I like blue-green.
 CARDCAPTORS. And it had the two guardians in it. Second staff. New costume and Sakura. What's not to love? Oh, and there is the moon. 
Pretty moon...
 This is blamed on Annie. She got me addicted to KibaSaku, and then I found this picture. How could I say no? THEY ARE SO CUTE. 
 SasuSaku. What else is there to say? One of my first OTP's, and it's a sheep. Sasuke's driving a sheep. That's the biggest reason I love this.
Reminds me of the Sasuke drawing I bought at Anime North. He had a SOCK!puppet of a snake. 

CIAO, FOR NOW! I TAG THEE WITH THIS MEME.

WOW. All week, there was either hot!weather or STORMY!clouds.

One day, you feel hot and sticky. The next you get poured on.

Sometimes, both happened on the same day.

Like two days ago. Hot all day, and then me and my friend walk out the front doors of the school. To meet the rain.
It hit us quickly, soaking us to the bone.

It wasn't just rain. It was WINDY!POURING!FLOOD-CREATING!RAIN. And it seemed to target me. I get on the first bus I catch, and the rain stops. I get off, and it starts again.

And yesterday, it caused a freak storm. WHICH STOLE MY POWER.

*shakes fist at clouds*
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Today we had a picnic. My dad's company picnic. 

ALL THE LITTLE KIDS WERE SO CUTE. They had a potato sack race, a hulla-hooping contest, a three-legged race, and a water!balloon-toss contest.

There was this one little girl with a broken arm. And this boy who seemed to not realize the rules. And this little kid who didn't realize he needed to throw/catch the balloon and mommy had to help him.
AND ALL OF THESE OTHER KIDS THAT WERE SO ADORABLE TO WATCH RACING AND HULLAHOOPING AND
...IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME.

..on a side note, one of my sister's friends who tagged along sorta annoyed me. A lot. She seemed VERY selfish. As I was keeping an eye, along with my friend who tagged along, of the three younger girls, she decided to go canoeing.
And started to whine and complain until my friend just gave in and went with her.
And then later, while the other two girls and I went canoeing, all I can hear from their canoe was, "FASTER! PADDLE FASTER, ________."
And then, after she finished canoeing, she saw a kayak, and started to whine, "_______, LET'S GO KAYAKING."

...I was a little ticked off by then. I don't see this friend that often (this is the second time this year), and I didn't spend more than an hour with her.
AND WE WERE THERE FROM 11 am to 6 pm.

I sorta was rude to her. And tried to sabotage her attempts to force my friend to go kayaking. And maybe sorta nearly (BUT NOT QUITE) yelled at her.
....and now feel bad about that.
  
BUTTHELITTLEKIDS. OH THOSE LITTLEKIDSTHATWERESODARNADORABLETHATIWOULDN'TMINDKIDNAPPINGAFEW.

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Um...yesterday, there were these group of boys that made me feel sad for the human race.

They started to say, "GAY IS SO WRONG. LIKE, ILLEGAL. AND TERRIBLE."

I got a little angry, and started to argue with them. And all they said was, "Gay people are just wrong. And sad. And totally should not exist. They are different. Mentally, that is. And I think killing them would be fine. And gay people kiss in public. (oh. Like STRAIGHT couples don't. AND PEOPLE HAVE BEDROOMS/OTHER PRIVATE PLACES for a REASON.) and obviously, they just LUST for each other. And if one of my friends were to tell me they were gay, then obviously I will ignore him. For life."

I tried all sorts of arguements to try and prove them that, yes, gay people are humans from the same species. Like blacks, chinese, etc. 
OH, SLAVERY WAS BAD. REMEMBER? SLAVES = INFERIOR BACK THEN? THEN WE REALIZED THAT THEY ARE HUMANS, INTELLIGENTS ONES? GAY PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS TOO.

And they finally just resorted to saying GAY IS WRONG. JUST WRONG.

I hope there aren't that many people like that. I happen to have lesbian/gay friends. WHICH MADE THIS PERSONAL.

...but I guess there might be lots like them. Just, many of them are more silent about this.

*sighs*

(And the latest Naruto chapter? *groans* SAUCECAKES IS BEING USED. AND NEARLY ALL OF AKATSUKI IS DESTROYED.
...*starts to read DGM and VK* I should catch up on these two...)

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A MEME:
+ Go to Googlism.com.
+ Search your name/nickname. (Make sure WHO is selected).
+ Copy and paste the best ones

smakn
    Googlism doesn't know about this... TT_TT

Kuma-chan
...Googlism doesn't know about that either...TT _ TT

Kuma
kuma is a mystery wrapped in an enigma 
kuma is heihachi's pet watchdog
kuma is noticed to have red eyes and taken to the vet 
kuma is a three headed dragon
kuma is incredibly kumalicious
kuma is a friendly little japanese bear jumping around your screen
kuma is fond of panda
kuma is in love with xiaoyu's panda
kuma is a winged panther who was raised by a tribe of rallu
kuma is a vicous dwarf fighter with a completey chaotic nature
kuma is smarter than its father  
kuma is very slow
kuma is located to the south of matsuyama city on shikoku island
kuma is a style of fighting that focuses on the bear?s nature and is taught that you cannot be defeated when truly empowered with the force of a bear and the
kuma is a real part of the family now
kuma is not our daughter
kuma is pretty happy with her new family
kuma is the movie's single biggest weakness
kuma is having his gear stuffed into the hole left from his clunky old alphaware wired 2 w/rt and tibl
kuma is from "street fighter"
kuma is destroyed by the sacred flame
kuma is a chained looping breeding machine
kuma is a female akita that needs a new home because her owner recently got divorced and his company 
has expanded his travel schedule
kuma is another troublesome demon who first showed up during the time of the 6th generation mamono hunter
kuma is only 1
kuma is fine
kuma is starting his life at 45
kuma is sick
kuma is a very strange piece indeed and one doesn?t have to wonder long as to why hammer edited it out of the
kuma is an architect (x5)

Feels the love. Really. If I live that long, that is. AND GOD, I JUST STOLE SAKURA'S JOB TO REVIVE THE UCHIHA CLAN. 

Now, for my real name:
Komal 
komal is so legendary in student circles that it could not be left out
komal is now a happy healthy child whose restored sight helps her excel at school
komal is in love with raja who does nothing much other than run a bowling alley
komal is the wrong man
komal is already in love with a worthless raja
komal is in love with a local low
komal is passionately in love with a street pauper raja
komal is unaware of the obsession of munnabhai and she is already in love with one bowling alley instructor
komal is kept fat and sassy with the very reluctant cooperation of unfortunate victims
komal is fed in public
komal is fed hygienically
komal is actually in love with a young man raja
komal is in love with a bouncer namedraja
komal is actually in love with prem
komal is in love with vickykomal is the essence
komal is looking cute
komal is een metaalbewerkingsbedrijf gevestigd in emmen
komal is gericht op een zo efficiënt mogelijke wijze van uitvoeren van de aan komal opgedragen werkzaamheden
komal is not conservative moron
komal is influenced by natural surroundings
komal is met verwondingen in het ziekenhuis opgenomen
komal is oblivious to him making ravi's heart crazy for her
komal is buried at the end of this lonely road in the meadowlands
komal is excusable when we focus on the vulnerable sweetness in the singer's voice
komal is committed to offer ultraviolet disinfector for industrial as well as commercial applications
komal is a full service company that can provide you with virtually everything
komal is available 7 days a week at any reasonable time of the day or evening
komal is a popular abbreviation of középiskolai matematikai és fizikai lapok

komal is komal

(oh, and my sister's has this one I just had to show:
_____ is available seven days a week to help you improve your relationship with your bird
famous five we are all united to deafeat _____)

Wow. I'm in love with so many people...WHAT A CHEATER I AM.

Oh, and umm...I'M MARRIED. AGENT EVIEL_BUBBLE IS NOW MY WIFE. 
...AND I'M HER 9th WIFE. SHE STILL HAS HER 8 HUSBANDS, THOUGH.

 Time for me to post my answers:
From mikochan_noda:

1. How old are you? And your birthday?

My birthday's November 24 (I'M BOTH A SCORPIO AND A SAGITTARIUS) I'm fifteen. I think. (My sister claims I'm fourteen, so now I'm confused. Especially since sometimes I accidently say I'm twelve/thirteen.)

...I'M SUCH A LOSER. WHO FORGETS THEIR OWN AGE? I EVEN FORGET MY BIRTHDAY SOMETIMES. AND MY PARENTS FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY LAST YEAR TOO. UNTIL A WEEK HAD PASSED.

2. What is your favorite food?

This is hard... I love spicy food. Usually Oriental (my dad's chili chicken and thai food is delish) or Italian (BECAUSE HOME-MADE PIZZA IS AWESOME).
...And Spicy food rocks, especailly this hot sauce called, "Tony Romanos" Not that hot (T.T I WANT HOT!) but it builds up and as a WINSOME taste.

3. Can you tell me a Sasusaku smexy fantasy that you've been mulling for years?

...*laughs* THAT IS HARD TOO. I REALLY CAN'T THINK OF A SMEXY FANTASY.
(I HAVE A BAD IMAGINATION UNDER PRESSURE.)

...ahhh...This is hard....Sasuke is a spoiled princess who Sakura beats up. (XD) JUST JOKING.
...I don't really know. Maybe one that involves gypsies, dragons, SASUKE-WHO-SHALL-BE-PWNED-BY-SAKURA, books, and...
...Can I get back to you on this?

4. Hmmmm, have you ever seen a ghost? Can you tell me a ghost story then?

I haven't seen a ghost, but I know there must be one in my house. MY ROOM IS THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS NO HEATING. AT ALL. (and in winter...THE SNOW. THE ICE. THE COLD.)  As well, my lights sporadically turn on and off (WHICH IS ANNOYING WHEN YOU WANT TO SLEEP.) and the power COMPLETELY leaves my room for a day or so every now and then.
...
AND EVERYTHING (AND I MEAN EVERYTHING.) is found in my room eventually. The remote? On my bed. The phone? In my closet. The missing plates? On my bookshelf. MY-KEYS-WHICH-I-PACKED? In my drawers.
...THIS MUST BE A GHOST.

5. What occupation do you want to take?

Cliche as it is, I want to be a pediatrician. I love playing/talking to little kids (I spent the first twelve-ish years with them), and I'm really comfortable with them.  So I'd rather enjoy helping them. (I'm just worried that if I am the doctor, I might accidently do something wrong in the diagnosis). 
If not that, then I'd want to be a psychologist, a counsellor (my sister and her friends force me to listen to their problems and find solutions anyways, so I might as well earn money from it. XD), or a elementary teacher.

</a></font></a>kikoruchan :
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1. What pairings do you support the most?

...If you mean what type then I suppose whatever suits my fancy. Usually I go after adorable characters and put them together, but now days it's usually anything (ANNIE! CURSES! YOU STARTED THE WHOLE THING.)

Pairings itself? ...Well, I sorta am liking ItaSaku, GaaraSaku, KibaSaku, and NejiSaku (ANNIE. YOU DEVIANT. YOU STARTED THIS...I mean, you introduced me to very nice couples.) I 
My favorites, though, would be, from Naruto, ItaSakuSasu (TRIANGLES!) and NaruSakuSasu (Threesome or triangles. EITHER WAY IS CUTE.)...

(I usually try to avoid triangles, though, because someone always ends up hurt.) 

...I also like Lenalee/Kanda, Lenalee/Lavi, because they are adorable.  AND SAKURA/SYARON BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SO AMUSING FOR FOURTH-GRADERS.
...Anything else? Uh....I won't get into the other series I read, because then it will take a long time...

2. One-shot VS Chapter-fic.

Reading? BOTH ARE MARVELOUS, as long as the writing is good. I like one-shots, because of the emotions put done in such a short fic, BUT SOMETIMES THEY LEAVE ME FEELING SO INCOMPLETE AND I WANT A SEQUEL.
...and Chapters are great, but SOMETIMES THE WRITER STOPS. FOREVER. 
(I guess Chapters rule, though. MORE PLOT THEN.)

...Writing? I mostly do one-shots. Because I *FAIL* at chapters. 
 
3. Do you tend to think a long time when writing?

Actually, no. If I get an idea, then usually as long as I know the ending, I can write it pretty much immediately. Actually, usually I don't ever plan it out at all.  I just get a 'feeling' for the story, and then it just flows out.
...the problem is, though, I don't always get around to writing it when I want to, so it takes a while to finish it.

4. Would you rather go very into the thoughts of one character, or actually completely play that character? Considering errors like OOC.

When I write, I usually go into the thoughts, trying to find parts of their personalities. I also love to read these stories, because they really delve into the character, and show different things I never noticed/thought about. They also can really show different feelings in a really powerful way. Which makes them my more favorite type. 

But there are some amazing stories that have the character played. AND I LUV THEM BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME FEEL JEALOUS AND HAPPY AND ARE JUST SO FREAKING AWESOME.

5. How do you deal with rather "clashing" prompts?

Well, I usually just let them flow in. If it is something from a cycle (such as War and Peace, Life and Death), they usually work themselves into the story (After war comes peace, with life there is death, love and hate coexist, etc.).  If they aren't, then I try to get a 'feel' for them. I sorta like to get the feelings for my story inside of me, like if it is a really sad story, try to feel sad and imagine it..it's hard to explain. But anyways, when I get that 'feeling', I start to write. Then, looking at the prompts, I try to place them in the story in a way that works, while still keeping that feeling. 

...This is easier to explain if I have the prompts...Ano...Well, sometimes I also just try to make small notes on what the prompts make me think of. Then I try to put them together in a story.

T.T 
I'm sorry, that wasn't much help, was it, Kiki....especially for the last question (I work better with examples for that one.)

And I shall post Remy's (WHERE DID THE "MACK" COME FROM? I AM NOT A MACK.) and the others as soon as they ask. 

EDIT:
</a></font></a>ironywithwit
1. Whats your Naruto OTP and why do you like it?

...As I've now come to love crack pairings (SEE ANNIE? YOU WON) I really don't have one that FULLY dominates, but for now, let's keep it SasuSaku, It was the first, and it is simpler if I just keep it where it is...(instead of delving into the other pairings). Why? Because blue and pink look nice together, and at first Sakura was an idiot, Sasuke was an idiot, and it seemed that Naruto, being the lesser idiot, should go to someone else. After a while, they both turned into the only sane ones, and so I decided that they still look cute together and that  Sasuke, being the stunted emo he is, needs Sakura (even if he doesn't admit it) a lot in order to function properly/heal.
...
That and I decided I wanted to survive anime club/lunch hour. (I have very....persusive friends who adore the couple.)

2. Favourite colour and why?

Hahaha...It used to be blue, because I didn't like girl colours and decided to stick to the darker side of the specturm. I was also (actually, I still am, but I think I failed a little at it) the son my dad never had, and therefore blue seemed like a good colour back then.

Now it is a mix of blue, green, and purple (But not literally mixed). Sort of like in a painting, where you see different shades of different colours near each other that makes a beautiful picture. Except, I have yet to find the colour and therefore it doesn't exist right now.

3. If you were stranded on a desert island, what 3 essentials would you bring with you?

Besides the books on how to build a raft and hunt?

...if it wasn't to help me escape, lots of paper and pencils, books, and food (unless there's some on the island. In which case I would end up bringing...a ball...yes. or my teddy bear...). 

If it was to help me escape, a gps locator with a little panic button saying, "I'M LOST. SAVE ME." and thereby alerting people to where I am. And while I wait, I shall be reading a book, or writing on my laptop. ^_^

4. If you could have 3 wishes, what would they be? (No wishing for more wishes!)

WHAT? WHY NOT? WISHING FOR MORE WISHES WOULD BE GOOD.

Let's see...I'd wish that our planet does not have to die because of us (NO MORE GLOBAL WARMING OR EXTINCTION).  I'd also want for my friends and family to be happy, because they deserve it.
And then one selfish wish, which would be to have the power to go to alternate worlds. (I CAN VISIT THE MANGA WORLD. AND SELL THEIR THINGS TO THEIR FANGIRLS IN OUR WORLD. I'M GOING TO BE RICH!)  I think that's all....

WORLD DOMINATION!

5. Favourite season of the year?

Hmm...let me think about that....I love winter and fall because I was born during the transitional month between them (and the falling leaves are pretty. and the snow...), but I think I prefer the spring and summer, because then I can swim and play and do all sorts of things outside.  (Which makes summer even better, because no school.) AND OF COURSE, THERE ARE MY PLANTS GROWING EVERYWHERE. PLANTS I TOOK A LONG TIME TO TAKE CARE OF. 

Well, as no one has so far guessed in the other meme, I don't have to create favorite characters on the spot and make up a paragraph, like you all have to.

But either way, I decided to do another one. I gave up on me finishing my homework.

  
And I tag panda-chan to do it. NOW.

As I'm getting nothing done anyways, I might as well just post this meme.
(I'm finally doing one....)

Meme:
a. Post a list of 20 fandoms. (Do I even KNOW that many? Or at least, REMEMBER that many?)
b. Have your friends list guess your favorite character from each one. (Good luck with that.)
c. When guessed, bold the line, include the character name, and write a sentence about why you like that character. (I'll TRY to do this one)

1. Excel Saga My guidebook to taking over the world
2. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (which was too short)
3. Air (THE ENDING WAS SO DARN INCOMPLETE)
4. Naruto
5. The Lion King (It PWNS all other Disney Movies. DO NOT DENY IT)
6.  AZUMANGA THE DAIOH! My school is nearly as wacky as theirs.
7. The Lord of The Rings-- Legolas. Because he is an elf, he can do archery, and he is just awesome. (And in the movie, he was just AMAZING.).  As well, he is calm, collected, AND TOTALLY A CLOSEST ROMANTIC (No one can talk the way he did in the books, and not be a romantic.) (Panda)
8. INKHEART
9. Fruits Basket
10. DN Angel
11. Gundam Seed (THE IDEA IS JUST SO..REALISTIC. If you ignore the cloning, machines, etc.)
12. Harry Potter
13. Hitchhiker's series (...They were just too hard to resist.)
14. Full Metal Alchemist-- Winry, because I really can't remember the other characters at all, for the moment. And she beats up Ed and Al. Then fixes them. And then beats them again. (We all know who wears the pants in this friendship. AND WHO THEY SHALL ALL OBEY.) (Panda)
15.  Witch Hunter Robin
16. Faeries Landing
17. Books by Agatha Christe (or, Sherlock Holmes stories)
18. Yotsuba!--Yotsuba and her nieghboors! THEY ARE ALL SO FREAKING WIERD AND FUNNY AND WIN. I mean, WHO IS AS CLUELESS AS THAT GIRL, AND ADORABLE TOO? And her nieghboors...I THOUGHT THE DAD DIED THE WAY THEY SPOKE! I would love to move near them. (Panda)
19. Hana Kimi
20. Death Note-- L. WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE? He PWNED Light. COMPLETELY. Light is just lucky he won. And L was just so amusing...especially over his sweets. (Panda)

*sigh* I fail. I started to get desperate and just randomly chose some to fill in the blanks (I'm sure you can see where)...
I'm going to regret that later, I just KNOW it.

BUT I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY AT THE MOMENT. AND MY BOOKSHELF WAS JUST TOO FAR AWAY.

Bonus: Guess which character from THE BOOKS THAT I WILL DESTROY (Twilight Series, whatever they are called) I hate the most.

And I tag pandreaa...who I shall now call panda-chan, because that is easier to spell.